They are here.
They are real.
They are coming for you.
That slimy guy on line at the Stop & Shop that smells like weeks old meat? He's one.
That mummified-looking broad swerving her car from lane to lane down High Ridge Road? She's another.
Like so much else, the government has been hiding the facts of rampant zombification. Hoping the problem will go away. Or simply not caring. At CorpseCorp, we're different. Sure, we want to profit off the dead. Who doesn't? But we're committed to doing it in a way that's in sync with the local community.
One way we do that is by making sure all our zombie reprocessing plants are eco-friendly. You want green? Green is a month-old upper body dragging itself forward on what's left of its hands. And green is the American dollar.
We know Stamford and the Fairfield County area has a serious zombie problem. (Your officials know it, too...but sadly, they're in on it. They always are.) And it's only going to get worse as we get closer to October. But if we work together to trap, bludgeon, decapitate and incinerate the unspeakable things that used to be our friends and family, then we can can all come through this intact. And heck, maybe even have fun doing it!
(Except for those that are bitten. They'll have to go into the grinders, too.)
They are real.
They are coming for you.
That slimy guy on line at the Stop & Shop that smells like weeks old meat? He's one.
That mummified-looking broad swerving her car from lane to lane down High Ridge Road? She's another.
Like so much else, the government has been hiding the facts of rampant zombification. Hoping the problem will go away. Or simply not caring. At CorpseCorp, we're different. Sure, we want to profit off the dead. Who doesn't? But we're committed to doing it in a way that's in sync with the local community.
One way we do that is by making sure all our zombie reprocessing plants are eco-friendly. You want green? Green is a month-old upper body dragging itself forward on what's left of its hands. And green is the American dollar.
We know Stamford and the Fairfield County area has a serious zombie problem. (Your officials know it, too...but sadly, they're in on it. They always are.) And it's only going to get worse as we get closer to October. But if we work together to trap, bludgeon, decapitate and incinerate the unspeakable things that used to be our friends and family, then we can can all come through this intact. And heck, maybe even have fun doing it!
(Except for those that are bitten. They'll have to go into the grinders, too.)
